Talk is Golden by KanTalk.com

The Onion, a news media that many have never heard of, claims itself the “America’s finest news resource”. It is, except that every reporting it does is faked. But all are the finest in the form of parody.

Besides its print circulation, the Onion last year launched The Onion News Network (ONN), a daily web video broadcast. It produces several shows that mock the mainstream news media, with the name like Today Now, or War for the White House. To get a taste of the Onion, watch one of its recent report called “Obama Promises To Stop America’s Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas”.

The Onion demonstrate that speaking a decent English is a small potato; making others laugh is the hard nut to crack.

In the past we’ve recommended HULU, a cool online TV that offers some good-quality shows and full-length motion pictures, for learning English while having fun. It turns out that goodies always come in pairs; we found another online TV that competes with Hulu (let’s thank free market).

It’s called Joost. They used to ask for a software download in order to watch their shows; it was a painful process. Now they let you watch through the website directly, just as Hulu does. It features many good TV shows and movies; two of the best are the comedy show The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and the sit-com Friends.

It has a great collections of music, too. Not bad if you don’t have MTV in your cable lineup.

Just several weeks ago, most people might have guessed that the word “derivatives” is somewhat related to the relatives of a detective. As the global financial crisis has been the headline of every newspaper and broadcasting lately, we know it has little to do with a detective and his uncle; it’s from the sharks, or professionally called traders on Wall Street.

Better to know the sharks’ language now. We’ve recommended several business and finance publications in the past. We want to add one more to the list: Financial Times, a daily newspaper published out of London and circulated worldwide and probably the only one outside the U.S. that competes head-to-head with the Wall Street Journal.

At the video section in its website, you’ll find many short and well-made video reports. The guys featured in the videos usually wear suits and talk in a serious tone.

They all seem to have the right kind of the British accents, too.

The old saying goes that laugh is the best medicine to your health; so it is to your spoken English. For a prescription, go for one of the best comedian show–the Late Show with David Letterman. To get the maximum effect, watch the show five times a week, three months in a row as your first treatment.

If your listening comprehension is not up to Dave’s monologue speed yet, it can be painful; in his most famous The Top Ten List segment, Dave always shouts out the hilarious list in rapid succession. But his interview sessions with celebrities and politicians are usually easy-going. Dave is a great host with an unique sarcastic style and dry wit.

You don’t have to stay late in the night to watch the show, which is aired at CBS at 11:30pm. Watch the video clips of many segments at its website whenever you like. There is no risk of over-dose.